She learned to quilt on Monday;
Her stitches all were fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner,
So we went out to dine.
She quilted miniatures on Tuesday;
She says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was a sampler;
She says stippling is fun.
What highlights! What shadows!
But the laundry wasn't done.
Her patches were on Thursday-
Green, yellow, blue and red.
I guess she was really engrossed;
She never made the bed.
It was wall hangings on Friday,
In colors she adores.
It never bothered her at all,
The crumbs on all the floors.
She found a maid on Saturday;
My week is now complete.
My wife can quilt the hours away;
The house will still be neat.
Well, it's already Sunday,
I think I'm about to wilt.
I cursed, I raved, I ranted;
The maid has learned to QUILT!
*Happy Father's Day and thank you to all of the quilters' husbands out there! We truly appreciate your patience, understanding, and most of all, your debit cards and Visa.
4 comments:
Love the photo of the poor men :)
Where do you find such fun pictures?
This tickled me even though I had seen it before. I especially liked your thanks for the Visa.
That was hilarious! I had a good laugh and will be sure to write it down and put it up where people can see it!
That's adorable. I will certainly print it out and pass it along. Thanks for a great post today! As quilters we do have so much to be thankful for...
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